Since we're a little light on posting this week, I thought I would give you some insight into the sisterly love. Warning: there is some profanity ahead. But I promise, we mean it in the nicest possible way.
Our conversation begins with Margaret's discussion of The Voice, and then she goes on a diatribe when Bryan mention that Cee Lo's arms are disproportional to the rest of his body. We discuss some minor housekeeping duties, and then...well, then it is just mayhem.
Margaret: It's team cee lo vs team blake for now, as far as i'm concerned.
Bryan:raar! i have a cat! Raar!
Margaret: i hate you SO much for that
Bryan: because I'm RIGHT
Margaret: but it is distracting now, and it wasn't until you pointed it out
Bryan: sorry, i was having a hard time with it so i had to share
Bryan: bugg [innocent bystander friend of Margaret] agrees with me
Margaret: i AGREE with you, i just wish you hadn't told me!
Margaret: quit making me laugh..i gotta pee
Margaret: Liz is so sad that Rappetite isn't real. [Rappetite is a very funny website for a restaurant that is fictional. Liz had a much funnier and more reliable blog. You should check both out.]
Bryan: Little Shop of Stories [local bookstore] liked my comment on their post!!!!!
Margaret: you are teh awesome
Bryan: didja read it?
Margaret: the whole thing? not yet
Margaret: your comment, yes
Bryan: story was meh
Margaret: oh yeah, just for you, I am recording Inside the Actors Studio
Margaret: you should read the handmaid's tale
Margaret: it was really good
Bryan: i will when you loan it to me
Bryan: Are you on in the am? [task re: the niece]
Margaret: all ams for now
Bryan: who is tomorrow afternoon? [more task re:kids]
Margaret: Wisconsin state senator said "women don't want equal pay."
Margaret: I am tired of the Voice tonight
Margaret: hate. bitch
Margaret: did you watch Bones?
Bryan: quit asking me things 2 or 3 times
Bryan: in different places
Bryan: because you are confusing me
Margaret: i was trying to ask in the appropriate place
Margaret: i confused myself first
Bryan: because you are a bitch
Margaret: good night mother fucker.
Margaret: FB just prompted me to tell you that I found you objectionable.
Bryan: as if.
Margaret: when you answered in the wrong place, i "x-ed" out your comment
Bryan: it's NEVER asked me if I found you objectionable, probably because it's SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.
Bryan: yeah, but it didn't delete it, it just removed it from YOUR sight.
Bryan: I had to delete it.
Margaret: and then it said I could give you feedback as to why i felt you were objectionable
Margaret: but it would take to fucking long to type
Margaret: my fucking fingers would fall off!
Bryan: Good night, cistern.
Margaret: good night!
Margaret: i will leave the book on the counter for you.
Bryan: okay. I need you to email me first pics of the canyon take a picture of it in process [canyon is project for nephew's cub scouts]
Bryan: for teh blog
Margaret: okay, but not right now.
Margaret: objectionable bitch
Margaret: that is your official name now
Margaret: sorry it is the name of a tampon, but it is shorter than your official name and thus easier to type.
Bryan: ok. I am posting this conversation to the blog
Bryan: because we need a post
Bryan: and this would work
Margaret: if by "work" you mean make sure everyone knows we should be kept from civilized society.