Since we're a little light on posting this week, I thought I would give you some insight into the sisterly love. Warning: there is some profanity ahead. But I promise, we mean it in the nicest possible way.
Our conversation begins with Margaret's discussion of The Voice, and then she goes on a diatribe when Bryan mention that Cee Lo's arms are disproportional to the rest of his body. We discuss some minor housekeeping duties, and then...well, then it is just mayhem.
Margaret: It's team cee lo vs team blake for now, as far as i'm concerned.
Bryan:raar! i have a cat! Raar!
Margaret: i hate you SO much for that
Bryan: because I'm RIGHT
Margaret: but it is distracting now, and it wasn't until you pointed it out
Bryan: sorry, i was having a hard time with it so i had to share
Margaret: hate
Bryan: rawr
Bryan: bugg [innocent bystander friend of Margaret] agrees with me
Margaret: i AGREE with you, i just wish you hadn't told me!
Margaret: hate
Margaret: hate
Bryan: AAAAAARRRRRR!
Margaret: quit making me laugh..i gotta pee
Margaret: bitch
Margaret: Liz is so sad that Rappetite isn't real. [Rappetite is a very funny website for a restaurant that is fictional. Liz had a much funnier and more reliable blog. You should check both out.]
Bryan: Little Shop of Stories [local bookstore] liked my comment on their post!!!!!
Margaret: you are teh awesome
Bryan: didja read it?
Margaret: the whole thing? not yet
Margaret: your comment, yes
Bryan: story was meh
Margaret: oh yeah, just for you, I am recording Inside the Actors Studio
Margaret: GLEEpers
Margaret: you should read the handmaid's tale
Margaret: it was really good
Bryan: i will when you loan it to me
Bryan: Are you on in the am? [task re: the niece]
Margaret: yes
Margaret: all ams for now
Bryan: who is tomorrow afternoon? [more task re:kids]
Margaret: Wisconsin state senator said "women don't want equal pay."
Margaret: me
Margaret: I am tired of the Voice tonight
Bryan: RAAR
Margaret: hate. bitch
Margaret: did you watch Bones?
Bryan: quit asking me things 2 or 3 times
Bryan: in different places
Bryan: because you are confusing me
Margaret: i was trying to ask in the appropriate place
Margaret: i confused myself first
Bryan: because you are a bitch
Bryan: Raar
Margaret: good night mother fucker.
Margaret: FB just prompted me to tell you that I found you objectionable.
Bryan: as if.
Bryan: what?
Bryan: where?
Margaret: when you answered in the wrong place, i "x-ed" out your comment
Bryan: it's NEVER asked me if I found you objectionable, probably because it's SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.
Bryan: yeah, but it didn't delete it, it just removed it from YOUR sight.
Bryan: I had to delete it.
Margaret: and then it said I could give you feedback as to why i felt you were objectionable
Margaret: but it would take to fucking long to type
Margaret: my fucking fingers would fall off!
Bryan: Good night, cistern.
Margaret: good night!
Margaret: i will leave the book on the counter for you.
Bryan: okay. I need you to email me first pics of the canyon take a picture of it in process [canyon is project for nephew's cub scouts]
Bryan: for teh blog
Margaret: okay, but not right now.
Margaret: objectionable bitch
Margaret: that is your official name now
Margaret: OB
Margaret: sorry it is the name of a tampon, but it is shorter than your official name and thus easier to type.
Bryan: ok. I am posting this conversation to the blog
Bryan: because we need a post
Bryan: and this would work
Margaret: if by "work" you mean make sure everyone knows we should be kept from civilized society.
Thanks for posting this, sis, before the Blog Police come get us. I am only going to add that the "Raar" is in reference to Cee Lo having T. Rex arms. When I do this in person, I wave my hands around like a T. Rex. It really annoys my sister, those of you reading should try it if you see her.
ReplyDeleteThat's it...from now on, I'm going to inject a RAAR or two in every single conversation I have...via phone...via text....via email.
ReplyDeleteEveryone who I will speak to in the future thanks you in advance.
P.S. GAH, I just can't believe that Bon Rappetite isn't real. I mean, I could feel my HEART BREAKING as you told me that little detail.
My gchat conversations with my sister are EXACTLY like this. Love it, amazing. Definitely sending this to her. You rock!
ReplyDeleteEmily--Thanks for stopping by. I guess I will have to post AGAIN before the blog police come get us. You'd think between the TWO of us we could do better than this. You and your sister must be cool as shit!
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